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a tortured bisexual 20something desperate for love but always out of luck
71cm ❉ 33-22-28


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sebastian's my perfect pathetic little horny pervert in the style of harem ecchi manga mixed with a healthy dose of "suddenly sexy". these key ingredients included


"girls & boys" by blur, pulp, "flagpole sitta" by harvey danger, the zombies, gorillaz, "miserable" by lit, daft punk, cocktail by belanova, kylie minogue, early 00s house, surf guitar golden boy (but pathetic), video girl ai, anime nosebleeds, forbidden zone, lowkey incel but cute, personal experiences , texas weebs, big (1988) starring tom hanks lol,dirtbag music from the 90s


s t o r y
sebastian didn't used to look like this. he was once a normal, 5'4" college student. the nosebleed, tho... with the hottest & most unselfconscious childhood friend ione, sebastian's had problems with nosebleeds as long as he can remember...( ̄་། ̄*)

if only he looked like his tall, sexy TA mikhael...guys like that get all the luck...



then one fateful day, during a freakout about whether or not he's an evil pervert sex pest, sebastian dials his uni's mental health service number and accidentally reaches a weird phone sex line ?? someone named "mikki" answers & sounds a LOT like his TA ?? & he comes out of his mirror to finally give him some Relief ??? surely this is just a dream. . .

after the weirdest sex dream about his TA mikki, he wakes up the next morning with a physique IDENTICAL to his TA. he's suddenly over 6', toned for absolutely no reason, & big EVERYWHERE... is this his chance to finally get laid...??



no of course not lol. sebastian works a bunch of jobs around campus in order to earn enough $$ to cover his student loans. but now with this new body, he's got INSANE luck & flawless pull with all the hot people he works with on campus !!

BUT SOMEHOW, EVERY TIME, mikki swoops in and cockblocks him !!! it's like he knows where he is at all times !!! everyone still thinks he's hotter than sebastian !! some guys really DO get all the luck !!!

but it's kinda ok. mikki always comes back around into sebastian's dreams to Harvest his Frustrated Sexual Energy for himself afterwards that's aftercare



sebastian has a deep genuine love (& lust) for ione (my friend's doll !) she's the ONE person sebastian protects from mikki's allure. but other than that, the two of them are continually stuck at will-they-won't-they. ever since ione's recent heartbreak, she's been looking at her childhood friend in a different light...he's always been there for her...but she worried now that he's suddenly gotten too hot T-T

added to this, ione's got an adorable new ""roommate"" and ""Best Friend"" named odette who seems to have hit it off with sebastian, too, somewhere on campus !! they're so cute together, ione might as well give up & let them be happy...(odette is also my friend's doll lol)

sebastian is unaware of all of this. he just really loves ione. like sure, he has crushes on everyone, including mikki, and odette, and... but he does really, truly love her.



it's a mess, basically
a mischevious demon trapped working boring day jobs to gather sexual energy
71cm ❉ 33-22-28


p r o f i l e

v i b e s


mikki's my ideal foil to sebastian: confident, coy, eternally smirking, & seemingly all-knowing. he's lived through many eras, so he's got an eccentric taste in fashion as shown in the following


"darling nikki" by prince, "closer" by nine inch nails, rocky horror picture show ost, burt bacharach, julie / kenji sawada, "this is hardcore" by pulp, yasuyuki okamura oh! my goddess (but evil), peter cook in bedazzled (1967), rocky horror picture show, what's new pussycat?, george from paradise kiss, that time i worked at a call center lol, alan cumming



s t o r y
mikki's been living like this for years. just stuck working part-time job after part-time job trying to seduce as many people as possible & gather their sexual energy. his bosses are always breathing down his fucking neck. he's not even sure where his debt came from. it's been decades. he's forgotten by now. he probably broke some kind of rule or law or something, since that's how other demons end up in similar situations. he just can't remember what.

it probably doesn't matter anyway...



but mikki's not one to let life get him down ! he's got a genius lifehack : work at a university !! in as many random places as possible !! everyone's deserperate & horny & easy to manipulate !!! like taking candy from a baby ! or plucking the overripe cherry from the tree, if you will...

so this is life. he works as a teaching assistant in the day. he works at the demon sex hotline at night. he picks up the odd job here and there. bim bam bom an endless buffet



but then he gets this one student, who for some reason never stays long enough in his office hours for mikki to fuck him, even though he can tell he NEEDS it. he's this short, desperate little thing with a bloody nose named sebastian. something about him charms mikki. maybe it's how small he is. maybe it's his intrepid bratty sulky attitude. maybe it's the smell of his blood. it's familiar somehow...

mikki picks up on an intense desire emenating from this little freak, so...why not? let's have a little fun he can bend the rules a little bit

he decides to fulfill some of sebastian's desire & through weirdo demon curse gives him the physique he's always wanted –– some guys sure do get all the luck, don't they, sebastian ?

mikki plays with sebastian like a cat torturing prey, but like, in a sexy way because he can always take care of him later in the dreamspace to harvest his sweet, potent desire it's all His now



but there's a few things that are pissing him off about this whole Sebastian Situation.

first of all, there's sebastian's childhood friend ione, who for SOME REASON sebastian can PREVENT HIM from fully seducing (???????)

then there's this new fucking tiny little thing, odette, hanging around the two of them. but mikki can tell...she's not human. she's from the dreamspace, like him only...a different side of it...

even worse, odette isn't affected by mikki's allure AT ALL. where the fuck does she get off ?? but mikki can tell, odette doesn't seem to remember that she's from another realm. she probably broke the laws of her realm, too...

well, maybe he can keep his eye on her. jog her memory a bit. what's the worst that can happen ? it'll just make the Harvest all the sweeter the longer it takes, anyway

and if it means hanging around sebastian longer...



like i said...it's a mess